“ I mean, seriously,the guy is in his element at the podium, a spoken word artiste;waxing lyrical and giving hope to the hopeless- pretty much like a shark is in it's element in brackish waters” said a White house intern who requested anonymity.
“ I don't know what's happening but that Kennedy seat loss must have really got into him”.
Many State of the Union address experts were careful not to rush into conclusions about the President's nervousness in anticipation for his first major address about the health of the country's 50 states as widely circulated by conservative news sources but they were fair enough to give the benefit of a doubt.
“ I think to rehearse the Union address on a cheap collapsible Podium was classless crass at best and irresponsible at worst . To muster the confidence of a head of state you ought to stand behind a handcrafted, perfectly cured Redwood Podium. Not some mass market collapsible unless,of course you want some wind taken off your sails-and cheeks too” said a sixty something Chicagoan State of the Union address expert.
Some experts begged to disagree with the sixty something expert as they considered his argument way off the mark.
“This is not about the Podium, it's about delivery. Obama has done nothing that I like” said Scott Muffindahl 69, a Glendale, Arizonian and a full time, fully certified Union address speeches analyst since retirement though no official documentation was provided as proof as he claimed he was peer certified and also acting chairman of the OpposingObama.org.
Even though the latest job loss figures are down, contrary to critical acclaim, the President still faces difficult tasks both at home and abroad like promising aid to Africa and bringing change to America.
Apparently, bringing change is not the toughest job after all as [advisor] David Plouffe noted but explaining the meaning of the word to an attention deficit, God fearing majority, fundamentalist minority and a growing Atheist, Agnostic demography was the main challenge.
“hedonism not withstanding, with almost acelebrity following across the board” added Plouffe.
A WhiteHouse.gov posting hinted it was investigating the possibility of a 30 second spot commercial at Super Bowl, just to make sure the majority got it.