Tuesday 9 March 2010

Elton John Calls Jesus Gay, Muslims Enraged

LONDON, United Kingdom-Elton John the Candle in the Wind Singer in an  interview with the Parade Magazine  called Jesus of Nazareth gay, a claim which angered many Practicing Christians around the world as such a  reference implied the Messiah  was a person who preached water and drank wine.

      "Hey, this dude is almost  twice the age of Jesus. Why don't he pick on someone his own age" Eric  Cartman

The Catholic League President Bill Donohue  commented it would be pointless to ask for an apology but Muslims around the world thought different.

"We will have to make a goat sacrifice of that cow" said  Sheikh Munlal Birehi of the Jamia Mosque Nairobi after Friday prayers.

"Issa bin Maryam(s.a.w)[Jesus son of Mary(peace be upon him)] may not be our number one Prophet but he comes a strong second and he still is our prophet" added Birehi  as he answered those he called "ignorant non-believers"  who speculated what this had nothing to do with Muslims.

"i wish one of his fans, preferably a cartoonist had gone ahead and printed something on  some widely circulating publication" said Buutay Dhaga-deele 25, a second generation Somali immigrant to reporters in Aalborg, Denmark.

"hopefully with the  hair coiffured to resemble a turban or such-like" he added.

But critics have condemned Buutay's remarks saying it had more to do with the pent up anger which to date remains unreleased after the Danish media somehow apologised about some cartoons some time back.

The Ulamaa[Islamic scholars] Society of Kenya was investigating the possibility of organising a [peaceful] march in protest  to the British High Commission in Nairobi  following the revelation in their weekly online and print bulletin The Friday Bulletin dated  5th march 2010.

"First it was Sir Salman Rushdie, now Sir Elton John. I think i see a trend here. How could the Queen, the head of the Anglican church bestow honour to such low-life scum" said Kaleem Jugsodaay a lawyer  for the society questioning the rationale behind knighting such people.

Meanwhile, Sheikh Birehi was preparing a proposal to declare a fatwa on the singer's head which is expected to reach he Chief Kadhi Sheikh Kassim before the end of the week.

Whilst it was mostly Muslims who came out in strong defence of Christ, most christian leaders defended their soft stance by claiming they always asked themselves and their congregations" what would jesus do?"

"Yeah right, and Elton John  is straight" said Pat Robertson in his harshest terms yet.


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7 comments:

  1. This seems typical of Muslims.
    Someone makes a remark not to their liking, and Muslims want to kill him.
    Elton John is a buffoon and not worth getting all excited about his lame comments.
    It's no wonder that a wise man once observed:
    "It is wrong to call a fundamentalist Muslim a raghead. His head covering looks more like a sheet than a rag. As such, he should be called a sheethead."

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  2. Victoria 1, toronto canada17 March 2010 at 03:07

    Well he did hang out with 12 men on a regular basis.

    Who knows what they did in the bath houses.

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  3. the monkey, hampton VA17 March 2010 at 03:08

    Elton really needs to stick to his music. In that he's a treasure no question. Outside of that he's a neurotic old queen with more money than Bill Gates and less brains than me.

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  4. Krypteia Brighton, UK17 March 2010 at 03:11

    "William Pena wrote:
    This seems typical of Muslims.
    Someone makes a remark not to their liking, and Muslims want to kill him.
    Elton John is a buffoon and not worth getting all excited about his lame comments.
    It's no wonder that a wise man once observed:
    "It is wrong to call a fundamentalist Muslim a raghead. His head covering looks more like a sheet than a rag. As such, he should be called a sheethead."

    I would call him something simular to sheethead though...muslims arn't happy unless they are fatwaring someone they are nothing but a dark age retard cult that has no respect for life...
    Elton John might be a buffoon but what right has a poxy muslim got to criticize, i might understand if he said mohammed was a child molesting slave trading murdering maniac....

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  5. Mussel Limb Bohemia, NY17 March 2010 at 03:12

    Does it really matter what Muslims think?

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  6. the monkey, hampton VA17 March 2010 at 03:14

    Mussel Limb wrote:
    Does it really matter what Muslims think?

    Well, considering there are around 400 trillion of them...

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  7. This blog was a good read! I couldn’t have stated things better myself.

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